Things that never happened

synonym-apple-rose:

Please reblog this, y’all.

Tweets sent out by a San Jose police officer the other day.

And, here’s a petition to fire his trash ass:

https://www.change.org/p/san-jose-police-department-fire-officer-white

This just in: Tumblr users once again don’t understand humor, including satire of actions other cops have done.

alseid:

darkwee009:

tenaflyviper:

plebcomics:

today has been one hell of a day. i get a huge email from my former boss (not former now!!!!!1) with all these fowarded over. thank you guys for showing your support and thank you for sticking up for me. 

for the record though, i want everybody to know: what happened last week was not some big, horrible asshole decision from my job. and those last 3 emails that were sent (today, apparently?) are really not the way to go about showing support. i told you guys that the decision to leave was based on mutual interest. threatening the company doesnt help me any and its not something id ever ask anyone to do.  

anyway im ready to put all this shit behind and move on with life. lessons learned etc etc


still gonna be a while before more comics happen

Hey, look!  Pleb not only has her tumblr back, but her job as well!  Congratulations, Pleb!  Looks like good won out in the end! ;D

“Social justice warriors” accomplished absolutely nothing except potentially making Pleb even MORE popular.  I’ve heard from several people that decided to start following her after hearing about what happened, and I have no doubt that her popularity will continue to snowball.

Let us all enjoy a hearty laugh at the expense of assdamaged teenagers that can’t stand taking a good, hard look in a mirror.

(P.S. - Pleb probably still needs help tracking down all the sources for the interactions portrayed in previous comics!)

‘Tis indeed is a Christmas miracle!

In all serious though, I can’t wait till this website gets hacked again by 4chan and all of these little kiddies have mental breakdowns over their precious tags being “soiled”.

Don’t you know? 4chan is the new safe space! A new welcoming home for SJWs, now that not only GG was exiled months ago, but /pol/ got shafted now as well!

It’s a brave new world.

That is not dead which can eternal lie,


And with strange aeons even death may die.

things-that-didnt-happen:

littlemoonsoul:

yelling “hey!” from your truck while im walking out of my house with my mom isnt going to get me to talk to you. its not flattering, it just makes me feel like i cant walk anywhere without you objectifying what i look like.
you look like a…

I’m sure. I once had aliens take me on a trip around the solar system and now I’m scared of walking outside too.

See, I can make up bullshit reasons like their real as well.

mansplainedmarxist:

Today, I replied to his latest text saying that if he didn’t leave me alone I am going to put his name and phone number on social media. If I have to do this, please text him and let him know exactly how you feel about about any of the following:

  • racists
  • people who think rape victims ask for it

I suggest just telling him that the next comment is going to be awarding him a cease and desist, but that would require him to be real.

gaywrites:

ICYMI: It’s #TERFweek at the TransAdvocate! 

What is #TERFweek? A week dedicated to exposing, debunking and fighting trans exclusionary radical feminism, the branch of thought that delegitimizes and misgenders trans people and excludes them from feminist and (when applicable) women’s spaces. 

How should you participate? Share your experiences online with the hashtag #TERFweek, and follow the TransAdvocate’s stories about the harms done to our communities by TERF activism. You can find all those posts here

Read more general information here

rippeduntimely:

Today I had the pleasure of being warned by a complete stranger that my habit (which has been drilled into me since I was tiny) of smiling when I make eye contact with strangers is going to, and I quote, ‘get me raped’..

I went to mars today myself. Those kookie marsmen always say the weirdest things.

And this is why we need feminism

yeahallwomen:

circle;: Rape happens because rapists choose to rape. Period. No one deserves to be on the receiving end of such a vile decision.
EliteNewb : Unless they dress slutty
EliteNewb : Except sluts
EliteNewb : I walk through a bad neighborhood with money hanging out
EliteNewb : I get robbed
EliteNewb : Its 100% the robbers fault
EliteNewb : THE PATRIARCHY
Supreme Khan of the Mongols : Rape is the woman’s fault for having a cunt
The Catoptromancic Crucible : But… Women are born with… “Cunts”.
Supreme Khan of the Mongols : Too bad
The Catoptromancic Crucible : It’s not their fault.
Spectrum Scramble : if they dont want to be raped they need cunt removal
EliteNewb : Rape is actually a natural response to the abortions killing our babies
EliteNewb : Rape should be legalized
EliteNewb : Its natural

Right. I’m sure this is how the patriarchy chats. You have discovered patriarchy club.

dr-sucia:

things-that-didnt-happen:

dr-sucia:

things-that-didnt-happen:

dr-sucia:

Dear people that say “boys will be boys” to excuse men from their actions.

Don’t.

So nobody? K.

If you wanna check out the most awesome blog ever made check out
things-that-didnt-happen

FTFY

U mad sis?

Lmao no just saw your blog and it was boring so…. I said you’re blog was boring. It’s okay to have a boring blog keep doing you boo.

The excitingness of my blog to you is completely unrelated to you essentially being called out for being full of shit I’m sure

dr-sucia:

things-that-didnt-happen:

dr-sucia:

Dear people that say “boys will be boys” to excuse men from their actions.

Don’t.

So nobody? K.

If you wanna check out the most awesome blog ever made check out
things-that-didnt-happen

FTFY

U mad sis?

yuthura-ban:

Fun game: next time you’re with a bunch of teenagers drawing detailed veiny dicks, draw a vulva and watch their absolute horror and disgust.
Bonus round: ask why drawing a vulva is any different to drawing a penis and notice how 99% of both boys and girls will reply “vaginas are gross tho!”
And then observe as they are completely flabbergasted as to how you could possibly be offended by them insulting the natural anatomy of almost half the human population.

Just because your terrible at drawing doesn’t mean that their calling the subject gross, just your attempt at drawing it.